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More funny kid stuff Date: Sent Friday, August 23, 2002 Category: None | Rating: 4.30/5 (151 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not
necessarily those of his parents."
A mother was showing her son how to zip up his coat. "The secret," she said, "is to get the left part of the zipper to fit in the other side before
you try to zip it up." The boy looked at her quizzically: "Why does it have to be a secret?"
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing
towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter -- haven't you ever seen a little boy
before?"
Received from Elaine Hardman.
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