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Amish at the Mall
Date: Sent Friday, September 27, 2002
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An old Amish man and his son were going into town for the first time. The first thing they came to was a building that said "MALL" on it. They were curious, so the went in.

The first thing they came to were two metal doors that kept opening and shutting, called an elevator. Not knowing what these strange doors were, they stood and watched them.

While they were waiting, an old woman with a walker came up and went in the strange doors, punched a button and the doors shut. A few seconds later the elevator next to it opened up, and a 21 year old blonde walked out.

The Amish man said "Son, my prayers have been answered! Quick, let's go get Mom!"

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