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Not stupid, but... Date: Sent Thursday, June 18, 1998 Category: None

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Ever want to call someone stupid, but want to do it in a way that is a little different? Here are some old and some new suggestions sent in by various people. Politically correct ways to say someone is intellectually challenged...

• He's a few clowns short of a circus.
  
  
• She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
  
  
• He's an experiment in artificial stupidity.
  
  
• She's dumber than a box of hair.
  
  
• He's a few peas short of a casserole.
  
  
• She doesn't have all her Corn Flakes in one box.
  
  
• The wheels spinning but the hamster's dead.
  
  
• He's one Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
  
  
• She's one taco short of a combination plate.
  
  
• He's a few feathers short of a whole duck.
  
  
• He's all foam...no coke.
  
  
• The cheese slid off her cracker.
  
  
• Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
  
  
• He has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
  
  
• She couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
  
  
• He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
  
  
• His intellect is rivaled only by garden tools.
  
  
• He's as smart as bait.
  
  
• Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
  
  
• He forgot to pay his brain bill.
  
  
• Her sewing machine's out of thread.
  
  
• His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
  
  
• His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
  
  
• If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
  
  
• He's missing a few buttons on his remote control.
  
  
• There's no grain in his silo.
  
  
• He's proof that evolution can go in reverse.
  
  
• His receiver is off the hook.
  
  
• Her skylight leaks a little.
  
  
• Too much yardage between the goal posts.