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The Fairest of the Fair
Date: Sent Thursday, October 10, 2002
Category: None
Rating: 3.57/5 (138 votes)
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Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were talking over a picnic lunch.

Hercules says "You know, everyone says I am the strongest mortal on the earth, but I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me a lot."

Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the fairest, but how can I be sure?"

Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!"

Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've got the answer. Let's pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth."

Hercules says "Great. Let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales."

The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules says, "I talked to God, and He says that I am truly the strongest."

Snow White says, "As did I, and I am truly the fairest."

Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the table and says, "Who the heck is Janet Reno?"

Received from Jess & Sylvia Talley via Lisa Fisch.


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