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Thanksgiving Riddles Date: Sent Tuesday, November 26, 2002 Category: None

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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!

What is the best thing to put into stuffing?
Your teeth!

What is the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key!

Did the little Pilgrims eat their turkey with their fingers?
No, they never ate their fingers!

Why were the Pilgrims afraid of the turkey?
Because he was always a'gobblin!

Why didn't the Pilgrim want to make the bread?
It's a crummy job!

Why didn't the turkey want any lunch?
He was already stuffed!

What part of the turkey can play in a band?
The drum-stick!

What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?
Breakfast or lunch!

Received from ejohnson.