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Top 10 Resolutions You Won't Keep This Year (for Nerds) Date: Sent Wednesday, January 1, 2003 Category: None

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10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB floppy disk.

9. I will stop sending email to my roommate.

8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my email.

7. When I subscribe to a news group or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.

6. I will stay on the computer as long as I want. What? OK, dear... I'm coming. Never mind.

5. I resolve to back up my new 2 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...

4. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Net.

3. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won't reply "MS Tech Support."

2. I will read the manual.

1. I will think of a password other than "password."

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