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A few funny quotes Date: Sent Tuesday, February 4, 2003 Category: None

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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. - Willie Weiss

As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them. -James Dent

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