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Holes in Snow? Date: Sent Wednesday, February 12, 2003 Category: None

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The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

Why does some snow have holes in it?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

10. Think tiny "Snow"-nuts for itty-bitty police-elves.

09. Makes them lighter, so they don't kill people when falling on them.

08. Saves on amount of snow needed per flake, it doesn't grow on trees you know.

07. Prions.

06. Ah grasshopper, the question is; Why are some holes surrounded by snow?

05. Kids always tasting the flakes before they're done.

04. Holy Snow, Christmas. Get it?

03. So they make cool whistling sound as they plummet.

02. Old Man Frost likes to show off his fine motor skills.

01. Snowmen like them that way.

Received from The Internet Oracle.