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The Washington D.C. Mugger      Date: Sent Tuesday, March 11, 2003 Category: None | Rating: 4.13/5 (150 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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Late one night in the Washington, D.C. area a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"
Received from Andychaps The Funnies.
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