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The Washington D.C. Mugger
Date: Sent Tuesday, March 11, 2003
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Rating: 4.13/5 (150 votes)
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Late one night in the Washington, D.C. area a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"

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