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Traffic Violation Date: Sent Thursday, March 20, 2003 Category: None

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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.

The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write: 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times!!"

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.