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Peanuts Date: Sent Thursday, May 1, 2003 Category: None

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A fellow walks into a bar, and it's empty except for the bartender at the other end of the bar washing some glasses. The bartender says, "Have a seat anywhere and I'll be with you in a few minutes. There's a bowl of peanuts on the counter, have some while you wait."

So the fellow sits down and grabs a handful of peanuts, but he hears someone say, "Hey, that's a sharp suit you've got on." Well, the bar is empty, so the guy wonders where in the world that voice is coming from.

He takes another handful of peanuts, and again, a voice says, "And that's a nice tie that goes really well with that suit." By now the fellow is really baffled. The bartender comes over and says, "Ok, what'll you have, mister?"

The fellow says, "Listen, before I order, I want to ask you a question. Where are those voices coming from?"

The bartender replies, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, the peanuts are complimentary."

Received from Darrell Baxter.