You're Next Date: Sent Tuesday, May 13, 2003 Category: None
Rating: 4.32/5 (170 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
0
1
2
3
4
5
When I was younger, I hated going to weddings. After the wedding and during the reception, my aunts and the grandmotherly types would come up to me
and poke me in the ribs, cackling, "You're next."
Finally they stopped, when I started doing the same to them at funerals!