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Thursday, July 31, 2025 |
How to be a Good Husband   
Date: Sent Tuesday, May 27, 2003
Category: None | Rating: 3.36/5 (128 votes)
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- He consistently spills things in the same location so as to avoid making more than one stain in the carpet.
- He sees to it that he doesn't always sit in the same place on the couch, to avoid making those unsightly twin-divots.
- He masters the art of halfway-communication so that he can watch TV and still answer: uh huh, oh, I see what you mean, etc. at the right time.
- He is able to avoid use of the same excuse two times in a row.
- He has learned that a new vacuum cleaner, iron, etc. do not make acceptable anniversary presents.
- Admits with only minor prodding that watching Monday Night Football together does not constitute a "date" or family home evening (where
applicable).
- Has learned all of the childrens' names so that he doesn't have to refer to them as, "Hey, you there..."
- Knows the proper time to give a sincere compliment and also the proper time to say something such as, "It's definitely an interesting dress."
Received from Andychaps The Funnies.
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