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Sunday, August 3, 2025 |
Sick Birds   
Date: Sent Thursday, June 5, 2003
Category: None | Rating: 2.64/5 (137 votes)
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A married man had only one complaint: his wife was always nursing sick birds. One February evening, he came home to find a raven with a splint on its
wing sitting in his favorite chair. On the dining room table, instead of dinner, there was a feverish eagle pecking at an aspirin. In the kitchen,
his wife was comforting a shivering little wren she found out in the snow.
The furious husband strode over to where his wife was toweling down the cold little bird. "I can't take it any more! We've got to get rid of all of
these #(@ birds!"
The wife held up her hand and cut him off in mid-sentence. "Please, Dear, no cuss words in front of the chilled wren."
Received from Able to Grin.
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