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Try This To Get A Clerk's Attention Date: Sent Tuesday, June 24, 2003 Category: None

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My husband and I had bought some gadgets for our almost teen-age grandsons and were leaving the store when we realized we didn't have batteries. He stepped over to a counter to get the batteries but couldn't attract the attention of the clerk.

I waited for a little while then said "I'll get a clerk over here real fast." With that, I pulled out my pocket tape measure and started measuring a large TV set. Amazingly, a clerk leap-frogged over several pieces of furniture to reach my side in jig time.

To his "may I help you?" I said - "Of course. I'll take 8 of those batteries over there."

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