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Five Minutes Date: Sent Friday, June 27, 2003 Category: None

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A hospital posted a notice in the nurse's lounge saying: "Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous."

Underneath, a nurse had written: "The last five are pretty risky, too."

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.