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Some short funnies Date: Sent Wednesday, September 3, 2003 Category: None

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Q: How do you tickle a rich girl?
A: Say, "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"

Troubled Hollywood star MELANIE GRIFFITH has been bann from getting any more plastic surgery by worried husband ANTONIO BANDERAS. What scared Banderas the most was Griffith seeking plastic surgery tips from Michael Jackson.

When they say "instant credit," don't they actually mean "instant debt"?

For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble.

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe somebody can adopt you.

Q: What was the convenience store clerk's reaction when Satan came in and asked for a lemon lime drink?
A: He gave the Devil his Dew.

Grocery clerks make you pick paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers.

Martha Stewart's recipe for chicken casserole is boil the chicken in water then Dump The Stock.

Received from Able to Grin.