View Funnies	Sunday, November 24, 2024

Previous Funny

Email to a Friend

Archive Index

Random Funny

Printer friendly

Next Funny

Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline Date: Sent Friday, September 5, 2003 Category: None

Rating: 3.07/5 (111 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

0 1 2 3 4 5

** You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.

** Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

** The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

** When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

** The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

** You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."

** No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

** You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

** All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

Received from Andychaps The Funnies.