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More One-liners Date: Sent Wednesday, July 22, 1998 Category: None

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Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?

Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...

If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.

Would the Standing Committee please sit down?

43.3% of statistics are meaningless!

The difference between tax avoiding and evasion is 10 Years.

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change...

It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit.

For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients.

Bacon & eggs - Hens are involved but pigs are committed.

Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?

|||||||\\\\____ The domino effect at work.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit!

Paper clips are the larval stage of coat hangers.

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