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Saturday, April 19, 2025 |
How Men And Dogs Are Alike   
Date: Sent Thursday, October 23, 2003
Category: None | Rating: 2.79/5 (141 votes)
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Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaners.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Both pass gas shamelessly.
Both like dominance games.
Both tend to smell riper with age.
Neither of them tells you what's bothering them.
Neither of them does dishes.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.
The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
Received from Joke du Jour.
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