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A Coat and Tie Restaurant Date: Sent Wednesday, November 5, 2003 Category: None

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A guy walks into a coat-and-tie-only restaurant and asks to be seated. The waiter says, "Sir, you don't have a coat or a tie."

So, the guy goes out to his truck and gets a jacket. When he comes back in, he asks, "May I be seated?"

The waiter replies, "Sir, you don't have a tie."

So, the guy goes back out to his truck and puts some jumper cords around his neck. He comes back in and says, "Now may I be seated?"

The waiter says, "OK, but don't go trying to start something."

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