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Monday, April 21, 2025 |
Quiz For Humans About Cats   
Date: Sent Monday, November 10, 2003
Category: None | Rating: 3.10/5 (105 votes)
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Your cat waits and meows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying?
a) Welcome home, I missed you.
b) The phone rang twice while you were out.
c) Feed me, *NOW*
d) So, I see you didn't bring me the mate I asked for? Your pillow is history.
Your cat meows at the door when you go out. Is it saying?
a) Please don't leave me here all alone.
b) Have a nice day.
c) But what if I get hungry while you out?
d) Kiss that new vase goodbye.
Your cat digs its claws in your leg. This is?
a) An unsuppressed primal instinct.
b) A sign of affection.
c) A demand to be fed NOW.
d) Have YOU had YOUR shots?
e) An attempt to 'fix' you like you 'fixed' him.
Your cat scratches at the door after being fed. Is it saying?
a) Lemme out - I need to fertilize the garden.
b) Wanna go out and play?
c) Wonder what they've got to eat next door?
d) Do I mark my territory outside, or inside?
When your cat stares at you, it means:
a) It is bored silly.
b) It's trying to understand how its food grows in cans.
c) You are being sized-up for an attack.
d) Human mating habits are disgusting.
Your cat brings a dead mouse/bird into the house. This means:
a) A primal instinct is being displayed
b) You're not feeding me enough
c) It is showing a sign of affection by sharing
d) It is demonstrating the fact that it knows how to kill; be warned
e) All of the above
Your cat sleeps with you; covering your face. This means:
a) It is showing you great affection.
b) It knows you are allergic to cats.
c) It has discovered the fine art of suffocation.
d) You should have let it out tonight.
Received from Joke du Jour.
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