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Whales
Date: Sent Wednesday, December 3, 2003
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Rating: 4.20/5 (177 votes)
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

When the teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?", the little girl replied, "Then you can ask him."

Received from Janet Price.


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