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Thursday, November 20, 2025 |
Fun for Dog Lovers - Your Dog's New Year Resolutions  
Date: Sent Wednesday, December 31, 2003
Category: None | Rating: 3.99/5 (166 votes)
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1. I will not play tug-of-war with Daddy's underwear when he's on the can.
2. I will remember the garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
3. I will not suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
4. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
5. I will shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
6. I will not eat the cat's food, before, or after, he eats it.
7. I will stop trying to find new places on the carpet when I am about to throw up.
8. I will not throw up in the car.
9. I will not roll on dead things.
10. I will stop considering the cat's litter box as a cookie jar.
11. I will not wake up Mommy by putting my cold, wet nose up her bottom end.
12 . I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
13. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think that I am hemorrhaging.
14. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
15. I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of anyone who is sitting on the can.
16. We do not have a doorbell. Therefore, I will not bark each time I hear one on the television.
17. I will not steal my Mommy's underwear out of the laundry basket and then dance all over the back yard with them.
18. I will remember the sofa is not a face towel and neither are Mommy's & Daddy's laps.
19. I will remember my head does not belong in the refrigerator.
20. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mommy's driver's license and car registration.
Received from Scotty.
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