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Wednesday, November 19, 2025 |
Arab Birthday   
Date: Sent Friday, January 30, 2004
Category: None | Rating: 2.22/5 (144 votes)
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Some years ago, the Sultan of Brunei was becoming angry as he had five children, all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy when
one of his wives finally presented him with a son.
Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to have my own airplane." Not wanting to do anything halfway, his father bought him American Airlines.
Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side, "Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you." His
son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat." Not wanting to do anything halfway, his father bought him Princess Cruises.
Just before his son's eighth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall get
for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to be able to watch cartoons." Not wanting to do anything halfway, his father bought him Disney
Studios and their theaters, where he watched all his favorite cartoons.
Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I shall get for
you." His son, who had really gotten into the Disney cartoons, replied, "Daddy, I would like a Mickey Mouse outfit." Not wanting to do anything
halfway, his father went and bought him the
(Republican version) CLINTON ADMINISTRATION!
(Democratic version) BUSH ADMINISTRATION!
Received from Leon Taylor.
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