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Cave Soliciting Date: Sent Wednesday, February 4, 2004 Category: None

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Dr. Schwartz decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.

Fortunately, Dr. Schwartz was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had matches with him and was able to light a fire.

Hours later, when everyone but Dr. Schwartz had returned, a rescue team was sent to search for him. After several hours they saw smoke curling from the cave and went to investigate.

Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescuers yelled, "Dr. Schwartz, are you there? It's the Red Cross."

Bristling, the harried doctor called back, "I already gave at the office!"

Received from Steven C. Sanderson.