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St. Patrick's Day funnies      Date: Sent Wednesday, March 17, 2004 Category: None | Rating: 2.85/5 (117 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison oak?
A rash of good luck. (Marsha Coleman)
What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A Sham Rock. (Jessica)
Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn't afford plane fare. (Berta)
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck. (Daryl Stout)
What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls?
Rick O'Shea. (Jokes2U)
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little short. (Arco Max)
Received from Stan Kegel.
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