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Jesus, Joseph and Mary Date: Sent Friday, March 26, 2004 Category: None

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A Sunday school teacher was speaking to a group of four-year-olds about Jesus, Joseph and Mary. After the lesson the kids were to draw a picture depicting their favorite part of the story. The teacher shared the pictures the children drew with the entire class. She got pictures of the Baby Jesus in the manger with animals, she got pictures of the three wise men and the like.

Then she got to a picture from little Jimmy, a picture of an airplane with four people on it. She called Jimmy up to explain his picture. She told Jimmy that she could see Mary, Joseph and the Baby Jesus, obviously in their "flight" to Egypt. She didn't understand why there was another man on the plane.

Jimmy quickly explained, "That's Pontius, the pilot."

Received from Kevin Muenzler.