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Saturday, November 15, 2025 |
Old Friends  
Date: Sent Monday, April 5, 2004
Category: None | Rating: 2.97/5 (97 votes)
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/* In case you missed it, we are having our bi-annual donation drive. You can read all about it here: http://gcfl.net/archive/archive.php?funny=20040327
*** CIPS survey results ***
Total survey takers: 1,192
Number of people that just filled in something to see what reply they would get: 250
People that actually turned in valid data: 942
Of the 942, 97 DID NOT find gullible in their dictionary, leaving 845 that did.
Several survey takers got creative with their dictionary editions and we thought we'd share some of them:
- Webster's Original Collegate Unabridged Unadulterated Dictionary for Gullible People
- Joes Dictionaries and Toiletries
- School of Hard Knocks
- Idiots Guide to April Fools Jokes
- I'm No Fool - Guide to Words and Phrases
- The World According to Karen
- Sam's Dictionary and Stuff
- World of Hard Knocks Volume 57
- Fools' Compendium
- Fall for Anything Dictionary
- Webster's Knew Whirled Edition
- Dan's Complete Dictionary of Time Wasting at Work
- 500 Yards to the Outhouse by Willy Mekkett
- Silly American Questions Dictionary
- Webster's Revenge-The Musical
- Wada Joke Part II
- Suckers Guide to Language
- Mama didn't raise no fool
- The Constantly Updated Brain of CutiePie
- Webster's New and Improved Dictionary for Gullible Internet Users
- George's New Southern Dictionary and Fried Chicken Menu
- Suckers R Us
- Bobby's Compleet Dikshunairee uv the English Language
- Cambodian Language Lessons, vol 37 1/2
Thanx to everyone for having some April Fool's fun with GCFL! And now on to today's funny... */
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities
had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me. I know we've been friends for a long time, but I
just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."
Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
Received from Belva J. Ingram.
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