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Thursday, September 18, 2025 |
Really, Really Bad Traffic   
Date: Sent Tuesday, April 27, 2004
Category: None | Rating: 3.08/5 (115 votes)
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* Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a tire without losing your place in line.
* All across the country rush hour traffic is bumper to bumper. The next thing they'll be selling is anti-perspirant to put under your car's
fenders.
* Traffic is always heavy in both directions. There are just as many people trying to get to whatever you're trying to get away from.
* You have mixed feelings when you see an opening in rush hour traffic. You're glad for the opening, but you wonder who died.
* It's useless to print roadmaps anymore. You just get on the highway and go wherever the other cars take you.
* The only way to get home from work on time is to take the day off... even then, you're cutting it close.
* Traffic is so bad nowadays, a pedestrian is someone in a hurry.
* You can sit on the highways forever. In fact, some places have little exit ramps where you can pull over and make a car payment.
* During rush hour the only way you can change lanes is to buy the car driving next to you.
* Remember the good old days when traffic used to be bumper to bumper? Now it's windshield wiper to windshield wiper.
* Our highways have become insane asylums with turn signals.
Received from WestiMom.
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