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Wednesday, September 17, 2025 |
Punny Wednesday   
Date: Sent Wednesday, May 12, 2004
Category: None | Rating: 2.20/5 (159 votes)
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You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking.(Siglets/ Very Punny)
The roundest knight at king Arthur's table was Sir Cumference (Pun of the Day)
A boy who looked like his father the sculptor was a chip off the old block (Pun of the Day)
The jockey thought he was so clever feeding marijana to his steed to enhance it's performance. Well, now he's busted, and it's time for him to get off
his high horse. (David Reihmer)
Grocery clerks make you pick paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers. (Renee from Napa)
"Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner."
Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer." (Michael Rogers)
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! (Douglas Helsel)
The man who worked in the gum factory fell in a vat of bubblegum? His boss had to chew him out. (Pun of the Day)
Received from Stan Kegel.
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