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Car Rental Date: Sent Monday, May 17, 2004 Category: None

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On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental company, I took a call from a driver who needed a tow. He was stranded on a busy highway, but he didn't know the make of the car he was driving. I asked again for a more detailed description beyond "a blue four-door."

After a pause, the driver replied, "It's the one on fire."

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.