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Pregnant Date: Sent Monday, July 26, 2004 Category: None

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A man shouted frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" The doctor asked.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"

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