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They Don't Mess Around Date: Sent Thursday, July 29, 2004 Category: None

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A seven year-old comes to class one morning after being absent the day before. His teacher asked, "Why weren't you at school yesterday?"

"Well, my Granddad got burnt," he explains.

"Oh dear. He wasn't too badly hurt was he?" the teacher replies.

"Oh yes, they don't mess around at those crematoriums!"

Received from Rob Link.