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African Wildlife Date: Sent Friday, August 6, 2004 Category: None

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Two wildlife documentary film makers were filming a wild lion in Africa. They both notice that the lion is about to attack them. One of the men puts down his camera and slowly changes from his boots into a pair of running shoes. The other man sees this and says, "You know you can't outrun a lion, don't you?"

The other man replies "The way I see it, all I have to do is keep ahead of you, and I'll be all right!"

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