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For a Rib Date: Sent Tuesday, August 25, 1998 Category: None

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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said this person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed.

Adam asked, "What would a woman like this cost me??"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam thought for a moment, then said, "What can I get for a just a rib???"

The rest is history.

Received from Carol Calvert.