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What is a Veteran? Date: Sent Wednesday, November 10, 2004 Category: None

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Mrs. Tussing (music teacher in Moore, Oklahoma) writes:

I had a funny experience teaching today. I was going to teach my students the songs of the 5 branches of the military. In my 1st grade music class I asked, "It is Veteran's Day Thursday. What is a Veteran?"

One of my students said, "Mrs. Tussing and Class, I believe a Veteran is a dog doctor."

I relayed this funny story to my 3rd grade class later, and a students replied, "But if some one went to college after being in the military and learned to be a Veterinarian, would he be a Veteran Veterinarian?"

I told this funny story to my 6th grade and one of the girls said, "And if he didn't eat meat he would be a Vegetarian Veteran Veterinarian!"

Try saying that 3 times fast!!

Happy Veteran's Day!

-reported by WindstarPK who added

And if the veritable vegetarian veteran veterinarian violates vegan vow, eats cow, wow!

Received from Thought for the Day.