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Wednesday, November 27, 2024 |
Why Some People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Travel  
Date: Sent Friday, November 26, 2004
Category: None | Rating: 4.22/5 (149 votes)
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The following are stories provided by travel agents:
* I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
* A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost information, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to
California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
* A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view
room. I tried to explain that it was not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map,
and Florida is a very thin state."
* A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20 a.m., and got into Chicago at 8:33 a.m.? I
tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane
went very fast, and she bought that!
* I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was
told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them!"
* A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter
plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."
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