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Enjoy Life Date: Sent Friday, January 14, 2005 Category: Smart People, Work

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/* I was just about to write saying that donations are a little thin this time around, but that it was probably because of the donations to the people in India, California and others. However, after a late-night trip to the post office box, I was pleasantly surprised to find over 200 letters! What an encouraging sight that was! Thanks for your generous support.

If you want to find out more about the donation drive, go to http://www.gcfl.net/donate.php */

The rich industrialist from the North was horrified to find the southern fisherman lying lazily beside his boat, smoking a pipe.

"Why aren't you out fishing?" said the industrialist.

"Because I have caught enough fish for the day," said the fisherman.

"Why don't you catch some more?"

"What would I do with them?"

"You could earn more money," was the industrialist's reply. "With that you could have a motor fixed to your boat and go into deeper waters and catch more fish. Then you would make enough to buy nylon nets. These would bring you more fish and more money. Soon you would have enough money to own two boats . . . maybe even a fleet of boats. Then you would be a rich man like me."

"What would I do then?" asked the fisherman.

"Then you could really enjoy life."

"What do you think I am doing right now?"

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