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No Arms and No Legs Date: No date scheduled Category: None

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a big pot of boiling water?
Stu.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?
Bill.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs between two slices of bread?
Frank.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who keeps your place in line for you?
Mark.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who sits on your front porch?
Matt.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs who sits on your back porch?
Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a barrell?
Phil.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your wall?
Art.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water skiing?
Skip.

What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs hanging near a window?
Kurt & Rod.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under a bed?
Dusty.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a duck pond?
Drake.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bathroom?
John.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the trunk of a car?
Jack.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the Australian Outback?
Joey.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a flower garden?
Bud.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of wrenches?
Allen.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of sugar?
Cain.

Received from Karl D. Bastian.