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Friday, November 22, 2024 |
Water to Wine Date: Sent Monday, March 28, 2005 Category: None | Rating: 1.52/5 (1536 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an
empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
Received from John P. North.
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