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Paddy Murphy   
Date: Sent Thursday, March 17, 2005
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!
If you are interested in the facts behind St. Patrick's day, check out any of these web pages:
http://people.howstuffworks.com/saint-patrick1.htm
http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/saintp01.htm
http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/11554a.htm
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=89
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Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking as if he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut
and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little fella, O'Conner?" says Sean. "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?"
"That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner, and a thing of beauty she was, but useless in a fight."
Received from Marty's Joke of the Day.
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