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Wednesday, November 27, 2024 |
Home School   
Date: Sent Thursday, September 24, 1998
Category: None | Rating: 1.90/5 (160 votes)
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Things homeschooling moms don't want to hear
"My science project got loose in the kitchen!"
"I can't find a pencil!"
"But naps are for *little* kids!"
"I found that bunch of videos you thought you took back to the library last month!"
"Wait, mom -- that's not your toothbrush, that's my guinea pig's grooming brush."
"Grandma wants to know when I'm gonna get to go to *real* school!"
"Hello? Oh, she's in the bathroom. Well, let me see if the cord will reach...."
"Mommy, why is my goldfish swimming on his back?"
"Bobby's mom always takes them to McDonald's after they finish their lessons."
Things homeschooled kids don't want to hear
"Just wait until your father gets home!"
"Well, maybe we ought to send you back to school if you feel that way about it."
"If you're bored, I've got some chores for you."
"I'm only doing this for your own good."
"Someday you'll thank me for this."
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