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First Jump Date: Sent Tuesday, May 10, 2005 Category: None

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A man is on his first parachute jump. He jumps out of the plane and counts, "1 2 3," and pulls the main cord.

Nothing happens.

He pulls on his emergency cord, again nothing happens.

Looking around desperately the man notices another man flying UP into the air. He hollers to him, "Do you know anything about parachutes?"

"No!" he replies. "Do you know anything about gas furnaces?"

Received from K D Kribbs.