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Ex-wife Gets Double Date: Sent Thursday, April 21, 2005 Category: None

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One day a man was walking along the beach and found an old bottle washed up on the shore. He picked it up and opened it, and a genie popped out and said "Thanks! You know the drill... you've got three wishes. The only catch is, whatever you ask for, your ex-wife will get double."

The guy thought about this for a minute and said, "OK, fair enough. For my first wish I'd like a million dollars." Poof! A million for him, two million for the ex-wife.

"OK, how about your next wish?" asked the genie. "Well, I think I'd like a mansion by the sea." Once again, everything went as expected - he got his mansion, and the ex-wife got two.

"What would you like for your last wish?" asked the genie.

"My last wish is that I'd like you to scare me half to death!"

Received from Tim & Ruth Zylstra.