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Why?
Date: Sent Monday, May 23, 2005
Category: None
Rating: 3.21/5 (343 votes)
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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why are there 3 interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why do people test the surface that has a WET PAINT sign next to it?

Why do young women spend thousands of dollars on makeup to look older, and when they are older, spend thousands of dollars on anti-wrinkle cream to look younger?

Why do old guys with bad knees and bad backs buy low riding sport cars? Is it to look younger before or after the excruciating pain of getting in and out of them?

Why do women use gel and a blow-dryer to give their hair that "just got out of bed" look when they had that look before they used the gel and blow-dryer?

Why do people on diets eat potato chips and drink diet soda?

Received from Don Bell.


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