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Kids Repeat What They Think They Hear Date: Sent Wednesday, September 21, 2005 Category: None

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Sometimes it's hard to make out the words...

1. "God bless America through the night with a light from a bulb!"

2. "O Susanna, Oh don't you cry for me, for I come from Alabama with a band-aid on my knee!"

3. "Give us this day our deli bread! Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Whole East Coast."

4. "We shall come to Joyce's bringing in the cheese."

5. "Yield not to Penn Station."

6. "While shepherds washed their socks by night."

7. "Praise God from whom all blessings flow, praise Him all creatures, here we go."


Many of the above are obvious, but for those that are not, here is the original wording, with the corrections marked with *asterisks*:

1. "God bless America through the night with a light from *above*!"

2. "O Susanna, Oh don't you cry for me, for I come from Alabama with a *banjo* on my knee!"

3. "Give us this day our *daily* bread! Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the *Holy Ghost.*"

4. "We shall come *rejoicing,* bringing in the *sheaves.*"

5. "Yield not to *temptation.*"

6. "While shepherds *watched* their *flocks* by night."

7. "Praise God from whom all blessings flow, praise Him all creatures, *here below.*"

(Explanation added by GCFL.)

Received from Rick & Jini Watson.