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Bad Day Date: Sent Thursday, October 15, 1998 Category: None

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Hints on when you can tell it is not going to be a good day:

- You wake up face down on the pavement.
- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
- You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
- You see a '60 Minutes' news team waiting in your office.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- You want to put the clothes on you wore home from the party but find there aren't any.
- Your twin brother forgot your birthday.
- You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes from the city.
- Your car horn accidentally goes off and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hells Angels along a deserted highway.
- You wake to discover your waterbed has sprung a leak and then realize you don't have a waterbed.
- Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
- The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
- You call your answering service and you're told to mind your own business.
- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
- Your tax refund check bounces.
- You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
- Your pet rock snaps at you.
- Your wife says "Good Morning, Bill" and your name is George.

Received from Adrian Peters.