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Pet Appreciation Date: Sent Tuesday, October 20, 1998 Category: None

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This is Pet Appreciation Week, a time to do something special for your pet, something they'll really appreciate, like:

* Lick your dog in the face.

* Bring your cat a dead bird.

* Get your dog a bone and bury it for him.

* Make a concerted effort to learn to purr.

* Eat supper on the floor.

* Spend quality time with your pet rolling around in something really awful.

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