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Wednesday, January 22, 2025 |
The Zoo   
Date: Sent Thursday, August 11, 2005
Category: None | Rating: 3.46/5 (330 votes)
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Kimo is a bus driver for the Honolulu Transit Company. One day Kimo is headed to work on his bus route, when he runs across a delivery van stranded at
the side of the road. The van driver works for the Honolulu Zoo. He pleads with Kimo to do him a favor.
He offers a $100 bill to Kimo to help him deliver a truckload of penguins to the zoo, because they needed to be there within the hour. Agreeing, Kimo
proceeds to load two dozen penguins onto his bus. Then, off they drive towards the zoo.
An hour later, the delivery driver gets his van fixed and heads off to the zoo to catch up with his delivery. As he's driving down the road, he sees
Kimo and the busload of penguins heading in the opposite direction. He turns his van around and chases in pursuit. He finally catches up to the bus
and motions Kimo to pull over to the side of the road. In an irate voice he asks, "Hey, Kimo. I thought I gave you a $100 to go and take the penguins
to the zoo for me!"
"Calm down," Kimo says. "I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies!"
Received from Michael Whalan.
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